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primarie: Have a history teacher explain this if they...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:02:55 -0400

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:58:18 -0400

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:14:00 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:12:38 -0400

f1nd1nggrace: thisisnicolai: TRU Love with 2 Chainz. Words of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:12:12 -0400

f1nd1nggrace:

thisisnicolai:

TRU Love with 2 Chainz.

Words of wisdom

juyeonnn: hahahahah

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:11:53 -0400

juyeonnn:

hahahahah

yourkidsarefunny: Trick Shot

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:51:00 -0400

yourkidsarefunny:

Trick Shot

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Tue, 21 May 2013 18:42:32 -0400

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

mercuriesrising: kirbyrightbackatya: night-creeping-rascal: ka...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:42:21 -0400

mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:54:55 -0400

ourtwistedfuckingstory: Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:53:56 -0400

ourtwistedfuckingstory:

Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

pleatedjeans: 18 Photos Taken at Just the Right Angle

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:53:30 -0400

pleatedjeans:

18 Photos Taken at Just the Right Angle

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Tue, 21 May 2013 03:25:58 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:33:37 -0400

skarsgardianangel: romannoodles: madnessinthemusic: duce-juice...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:42:28 -0400

skarsgardianangel:

romannoodles:

madnessinthemusic:

duce-juice:

Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?

This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.

When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.

WHAT!!?!?!?!?

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Sun, 19 May 2013 20:22:06 -0400

magical-mayhems: ridinghi: egberts-plush-posterior: srsbronydr...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:30:47 -0400

magical-mayhems:

ridinghi:

egberts-plush-posterior:

srsbronydrama:

pepper-puppy:

CLICK THE SQUARES.

THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BACK.

FUCKING FUCK I LOVE THIS.

….so that’s how you get 800k+ notes.

everyone can put aside their differences and just agree this is awesome

they need to send this to Israel and Palestine.

ITS BACK!

this is addictive. i selected all squares

CLICK IT ALL

I EVEN MADE A RING TONE OUTTA IT

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Sun, 19 May 2013 19:27:46 -0400

starrlet: allhailmeenah: foxbabies: rvndy: hugsandhairtugs: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:26:00 -0400

starrlet:

allhailmeenah:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.

Fun fact: Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

there are two kinds of people in this world

coolest thing

How to Eat Corn in 10 Seconds

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:52:47 -0400

How to Eat Corn in 10 Seconds